Tom Gulden, Local Jeweler
Feb 26 2018
A few weeks ago, I was listening to a local radio station when I heard several ads back-to-back which all featured the business proprietor voicing their own commercials. I’m not saying it’s always a bad idea – but these ads made me laugh out loud (for the wrong reasons). I wondered if I could do the same thing. Not for Jason’s Voices, but for a fictional jewelry store. A store run by a character who literally records his ads as “stream of consciousness”. Tom Gulden, Local Jeweler, was born.
Here are five sets of three commercials each – recorded in a single take (for the most part), completely unscripted. They’re for entertainment purposes only, any similarity to any real persons (living or deceased) is purely coincidental.
Local Jeweler, Tom Gulden – He’s got DIAMONDS!
Local Jeweler, Tom Gulden – New Years Day DEAL!
Local Jeweler, Tom Gulden – He does IMPROV!
Local Jeweler, Tom Gulden – ESCAPE EXTRAVAGANZA!
Local Jeweler, Tom Gulden – Spring DEALS!