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Sexiest Men Alive – For Your Ears

Jason enters his Strider phase with a little help from Midjourney AI

Every December, People Magazine releases their “Sexiest Men Alive” list, and for 50 years, I’ve not been on it. That’s not going to change unless I make drastic adjustments in my lifestyle, but I do have a skillset that allows me to become some of the sexiest men alive (and it’s not connected to or dependent on AI).

Imagine “Jon Hamm” softly telling you that you’re amazing and that you’re valued for everything you do to support your friends and family.

How about “Idris Elba” guiding you through a personalized meditative session in which your body can truly relax and let go of stress.


Perhaps “Chris Hemsworth” reads you a poem that you feel a personal connection to.


Or “Jason Momoa” gives you a pep talk to lift your spirits and bolster your confidence to start your work week.


For some, “Sam Elliott” might be a good fit, sharing all the ways you bring joy and happiness to the lives of those around you.


Others may delight at “Nick Offerman” providing a humorously motivational speech to get you through the occasional rough patch.


“Charlie Hunnam” wishing you the best with a compliment-laden birthday greeting might be nice.


There are folks who might appreciate “Jeff Goldblum” offering advice and encouragement to center oneself in times of personal turmoil.


Of course, some might enjoy “Pedro Pascal” wishing you a merry Christmas and hoping you have a happy holiday season.

My point is that I can emulate (or vocally impersonate) quite a few very sexy men – and I can do it affordably for a personalized and thoughtful gift!

My price for you, for the 2024 holiday season – is $25 USD for 500 characters, a discount of nearly 30% off from my usual price for personal audio. CLICK HERE to go get it!

The best part is that I pride myself on customer satisfaction. Voice impressions can be subjective, so if you hire me to record a personalized message and it’s not to your liking, just say so and I’ll adjust and give it another go – or even switch celebrity impressions.