Day 36 – Matt Damon Sneezes
Apr 19 2016
Day 36! Over a third of the way through the 100 Voices in 100 Days project! Today’s episode features my Matt Damon impression – such as it is.
I’ll admit I was in a hurry to get this up, so I didn’t tenderly caress the Damon nuances from my gizzard (as I typically would). I also had endured a seasonal-allergy fueled sneezing fit just moments prior to recording (hence, I was inspired for today’s scenario too). This isn’t an excuse. I actually thought it might sound totally legit, since my sinuses feel exactly how Matt Damon’s sinuses feel after he sneezes.
Of course, if you’re a huge Matt Damon fan, you’ll probably hear it and think, “Nah, bro. Your Damon is hitting your alveolar ridge a bit too light on your hard consonants” – and really, how do you argue with that? You can’t. It’s science.
But how do you know if you’re a huge Matt Damon fan? Simple. If you have a Matt Damon life-size cutout, you are a huge Matt Damon fan.